This website has been down for 12 days. I am not as vain as I think I am, so I did not notice. OpsGenie, however, should have. I guess if you don’t open the app on your phone periodically, it might not push. Icinga says it sent over 500 notifications about the site being down. Linode rebooted the VM during maintenance and because I’m an asshole who uses ZFS on GELI in the cloud, I have to open the virtual console to put the password in.
Don’t be like me. Be like OpsGenie; only giving a fuck about things worth paying attention to.
This is a really dumb thing to drunk shitpost. Odds are I’ll find it in 2 months when I go to write something on purpose. I should write an Icinga integration for Alexa….